LOL Wombat, great stuff. On number 6. Jesus was a Jew, and Trump is most likely the Anti-Christ if one believes that stuff. And the lake of fire, I think that is called Climate Change. Note my plan for the Storm Trumpers in my latest missive: https://medium.com/@daneke/democracy-redux-reflections-for-the-fourth-of-july-12c1afbab4cd